What I heard: Birthday Party Plans

The little 5 year old boy, who is also the house comedian, just came to tell me all about his plans for his birthday party.  And although he's a funny boy, and it is April fools day, he's not kidding!
He often refuses to eat candy, and even throws fits if it's offered to him twice.  I suppose this is a good thing... sort of, I mean it wouldn't be so bad if he would simply say "no thank you".  But he thinks everyone is plotting to make him unhealthy or something.  Weird, huh?  Yeah.. I'm trying not to over think it, as I'm sure it's just a phase.  So, I'm documenting this here so I can show it to him when he's older, and wondering why we never got him a birthday cake. 

He says:
"My birthday party is only going to be about healthy food.  No sugary stuff, no cake.  Just meat, and peas and rice, and no milk. 
And no marshmallows, and yes fireworks.  Just remember to bring fireworks."